<p>This weekend, I convinced the wife (but no one else, dammit)?to play &#8220;Arkham Horror&#8221; with me. The general populace at <a href="http://www.boardgamegeek.com/">Boardgamegeek</a> <a href="http://www.boardgamegeek.com/game/15987">regards it highly</a>, and she had read good things about it, so we were good to go.</p>
<p>?I, having learned of her mercurial, fruit-fly-like attention span, made sure to read the rules. Twice. I also did all the setup, which was like planning a wedding. This game is big, and there are zillions of chits, lots of dice, and&#8230; seriously, more than 15 different decks of cards&#8230; tiny, unshuffleable cards.</p>
<p>?The Spread (notice?the baggies of chits all over the place.):</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/bunkerguts/969795491/" title="Photo Sharing"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="375" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1307/969795491_902eb7671e.jpg" alt="arkhamspread" height="500" /></a></p>
<p>In order to keep it interesting, I gave each of us two characters, a male and a female, one more combat-based, the other sneakier and more intelligent.</p>
<p>Macho Man</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/bunkerguts/969795849/" title="Photo Sharing"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="500" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1032/969795849_266c2ea8fd.jpg" alt="michaelmcglencard" height="375" /></a></p>
<p>Spiritual Lady</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/bunkerguts/970652800/" title="Photo Sharing"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="500" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1314/970652800_7a07f8f2c4.jpg" alt="sistermarycard" height="375" /></a></p>
<p>To make a long story short, we didn&#8217;t get very far, but I really wanted to, so I took a table cloth and just put it over the game setup just the way it was. (I have a 3-year-old who loves to eat game pieces, so obfuscation was key.)</p>
<p>Anyway, since I am <a href="http://www.bunkerguts.com/blog/?p=6">walking on thin ice</a>?and the wife really hates it when board game guts are scattered all over the dining room table, I am giving up, and putting it all away. This goes in the failure pile. Boo.</p>
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