<p>As all two of you who regularly read the world famous Bunker Plog know, I am peeing my pants for Rock Band. I have pre-ordered both the 360 and the PS3 version, in hopes of choosing one and sticking with it, or just saying screw it, and having a full Rock Band setup in both the DDR room, and the Theater. (Battle of the Bands anyone?)</p>
<p>However, when I saw <a target="_blank" href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/10/03/aerosmith-cream-disturbed-many-others-added-to-guitar-hero-ii/">this Joystiq post</a>, I knew that Guitar Hero III had gone from a &#8220;probably&#8230; unless I really get bitched out by the wife&#8221; to &#8220;don&#8217;t even think of telling me that I&#8217;m not getting this game, wummin!&#8221;</p>
<p>The source of excitement? Not only a <a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_Youth">Sonic Youth</a>?song&#8230; but probably the most rockin Sonic Youth song in existence. <a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kool_Thing">Kool Thing</a>.?</p>
<p><em><strong>Note: </strong>before you music snobs start talking trash about sellout albums and the like, I must say that I owned all the previous releases. I wasn&#8217;t one of the trainjumpers who discovered SY at Daydream Nation, I was a longtime fan. I used to dick around with a crappy guitar banging the strings with forks and tuning it all weird until I eventually bent the neck. (I still do the same thing, for those of you who have not had the misfortune of hearing me &#8220;play&#8221;.)</em></p>
<p>So, after crapping my pants after hearing the news, then changing my undies, I took a second to Youtube for this:</p>
<p>[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OdSoKfTP1k]</p>
<p>This brought back all my near post-teen fantasies&#8230; Kim Gordon, my dream girl, already almost 40 years old. Me at First Ave in the frozen north, standing in the front row, sweating through my oh so anti-social trench-coat. Staring up at her while my unprotected ears were damaged note by note. Dreaming that night that the band had dropped by the house that I had grown up in, then hung out for a day like old friends. I made the mistake of asking &#8220;before you go, can I have your autograph?&#8221; Her looking back disappointedly: &#8220;I thought you were a cool guy.&#8221; Then unceremoniously driving away.</p>
<p>I am young again every time I watch that video, I can&#8217;t wait to play.</p>
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