I had?almost completely given up this game of Colosseum after a hideous second round, which had netted me only 14 points. I?passed a whole turn without a cent to my name, there was no way I could win.

When suddenly, I?managed to buy “Mare Spielbergum”, and everything came together. I had stars, I had a huge colosseum, I had season tickets!

I rode high for turns III and IV. I was doing the impossible, I was winning! In turn V, the end, I made my final production with 71 points.

Then, out of nowhere, Casper starts put on an amazing show. I was sweating every second, until… she came… one point short! One measly point! She rested at 70.

I had it made…?until Pottse and VitaminZ started doing the math. Pottse was out, way out. But Z had a chance. Slim, but a chance.

So, Pottse, being the martyr that he is, sacrificed himself to position the nobles for Z’s next turn.

Final tally… 72 for Vitamin Z, and the win. Stolen.

Douchebags.

I had?almost completely given up this game of Colosseum after a hideous second round, which had netted me only 14 points. I?passed a whole turn without a cent to my name, there was no way I could win.<\/p>\n

When suddenly, I?managed to buy “Mare Spielbergum”, and everything came together. I had stars, I had a huge colosseum, I had season tickets!<\/p>\n

I rode high for turns III and IV. I was doing the impossible, I was winning! In turn V, the end, I made my final production with 71 points.<\/p>\n

Then, out of nowhere, Casper starts put on an amazing show. I was sweating every second, until… she came… one point short! One measly point! She rested at 70.<\/p>\n

I had it made…?until Pottse and VitaminZ started doing the math. Pottse was out, way out. But Z had a chance. Slim, but a chance.<\/p>\n

So, Pottse, being the martyr that he is, sacrificed himself to position the nobles for Z’s next turn.<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

Final tally… 72 for Vitamin Z, and the win. Stolen.<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

Douchebags.<\/p>\n

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