Bunker Project Log

Archive for September, 2007

30 Sep

For shaun.lavery

I got a comment on the IGN Ultimate Setup XLVII article that I had to respond to:

“Where’s the Mountain Dew in the fridge!?! I thought this was supposed to be a gamer’s paradise?”

I had to respond because, at the last Bunker Party, I bought some Halo Mountain Dew to appease the M$ marketing juggernaut. (For those of you who know me, and know my feelings about Halo, the?joke will be understood.)??

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So there you have it shaun.lavery, yes… there occassionally is Mountain Dew at the Bunker, but I prefer crab juice. Although I doubt that I will find any Halo crab juice.

30 Sep

Colosseum FTL!

The Emperor… which is not me. The emperor, as you married people know, is the wife.

Emperor

I have now officially struck out three times with Mrs. G. First Settlers the Card Game, followed by Caylus, and ending with Colosseum.

?I was sure she was going to like it. I mean, the whole thing is about putting on a good show, and she had a drama career in High School and College… and… it’s a Days of Wonder game! They made a wargame that she liked! A?war game!

But alas, it was not to be. We made it through one?round before she begged me to stop. The game only has five. Seriously, I figured knowing exactly when the game was going to end would help. Obviously it didn’t.

So, I’ll tell you about what I’ve learned through playing one round. Maybe you’ll like it.

First, the game is about putting on productions in “Roman times”.? Productions boil down to groups of assets, represented by cardboard chits.

A Player's bits

In the picture above, you see two of the “free” productions I was given at the start of the game. “Naumachia” and “Drama Ultima”. Above them are the six assets I started with. I have one of the four assets I need for Naumachia, the red gladiator. I have two of the six assets I need for “Drama Ultima”, the yellow actor, and the blue columns.

From here I need to acquire more assets to complete my production. They can be?purchased by auction?from the markets.

The Markets

I can initiate bidding on any one of the five sets above. ?My best bet is probably the rightmost side of the pentagon, which has a horse, a torch, and an actor. This would give me four of the six I need.

Of course, I need to win the auction. It is very likely that another player desperately needs?parts of that set.

Unfortunately,?you must?produce something each round, so?you’re stuck with what you get. However, productions are slightly forgiving, and you don’t need?all the pieces to put on?the show. You?just don’t score as well without them. Had I acquired my desired set, I would have been?two assets short, and would have netted?eight points instead of the twelve for a complete production.

If the game was limited to this, I think she?would have been fine.?The game is notlimited to this though.?First, you have to?trick out your?colosseum?in a few different ways.?Making it bigger, to house?more elaborate productions,?adding an Emporer’s Loge, which makes it more attractive to the nobles, or adding season tickets, which guarantees spectators.

A basic Colosseum. There are two spots for a noble to reside in. As the Colosseum expands, there are more chances for nobles to land there.

A Colosseum

From there you’ve got this whole noble thing. They are constantly circling the board, and through die rolls, you influence who moves where. Get a noble in your Colosseum, and they bring in more spectators. Get a noble to “resting place” and you get a medal which you can turn in for more stuff.

A senator on the track.

A senator

It was about this point where I really lost her. I must admit, I don’t know what the real-world equivalent of the “medals for resting places” is, but I understand how it works in the game, and she didn’t.

I liked this 1/5th of?the game that I played. There are lots of tricky decisions to be made regarding expansions. There is a social component with the bidding and trading of assets. And finally, the assets you acquire at the beginning of the game?ultimately contribute?to the final production at the end, so there is a?sort of climax?in the last round of the game that is probably very satisfying… if you ever get there.

I hope to rope some suckers into a full-on game at a Bunker party, or a game night or whatever, so go to the Days of Wonder site and download the rules!

26 Sep

Caylus – Explaining the rules to Mrs. G

One word:

infuriating.

26 Sep

Ugh… another Tangathon

Oh crap…?

?I love Tanga. They have a great business model, cool content, and they are run by this guy?(how cool is that?). I have bought a godzillion things there.

And that’s the problem.

For an obsessive compulsive collector hobbyist weirdo like me, with a previously disposable income…?but now a father of two whose expenses are catching up with him, this is very bad.

So, when Ticket to Ride Marklin Edition (the “Real Gamer’s version”)?showed up at the appointed time of Tanga (1opm EST for the uninitiated) I did my usual bolt downstairs, halfway through a 5-player game?of Fluxx no less.

Then I hesitated.?The Tangathon marquee flashed. The $24.99 price tag?said to me, “I’m so cheap, and you want me so?bad… come on baby, just buy it.”

And I hesitated some more. The marquee continued it’s cycle.

And then I said to myself, “I’ve got a lot of games. Do I really need more games?”

?”Of course I do.” I said to myself.

“But you have about 30 unopened games from the last 3 months of Tangathons and other ‘good deals’. Are you ever going to play them?”

“Uhmm…”

“And… Mrs. G will be really, really mad.”

Exhale to deep sigh.

So, I took my hand off the mouse, and went back upstairs. I continued Fluxx, and I whined a little. And my chest was really tight just thinking about that great deal that I had passed up.

It wasn’t any easier today when a whole boatload of great stuff showed up, particularly Starfarers of Catan. I’ve had major wood for anything Catan lately, and the space theme has me gagging for it.

But I’ve made it so far. Sorry TangaJoe, TangaJen, TangaMonkey and the rest of the crew. I think I’m going to pass, as much as I don’t want to.

See you again when my credit card has recovered. Don’t forget me.?

24 Sep

Thurn and Taxis on the floor

Yellow

I suck at rules. I have spoiled many a game night gathering the dorks together to play some new game, only to find that, yes… there are some?important rules on the third through sixth pages… and… Yes! Players have a hard time playing when they don’t know how to win, and YES!! If you wreck the first play of a good game, it doesn’t matter how good it could have been, first impressions matter.

So, I decided to fix this. My first step? Read the rules… all the way through. A bunch of times!

The problem with this is, now I?have invested?time in the game. Thus, I?must play it, with whomever is around, and in this case, the victim was Mrs. G.

The second step? Explain the rules, starting with the victory condition. Not the mechanic that I think is so damn cool. Nobody cares about that. They want to know why they are playing. Then you can move on to the how.

The third step? Play…?flawlessly?

My victim seemed hesitant,?but really?didn’t have much choice in the matter, so we played anyway. In the end, it went so smoothly that I am having a hard time writing about it. There weren’t any strings of turns that needed to be replayed because of misread rules, nor a single moment where we didn’t have any idea what to do next. There wasn’t even a patented Gangrene “mid-game rule” (wherein I remember to divulge the rule halfway through the game that totally?changes the way the whole game is played.)?It was almost anti-climactic! Just like this story…

For those of you interested, what follows is the basics of how to play Thurn and Taxis. I have glossed over a few details (the carriage in particular) in order to give you a quick feel for how the game is played. If you have specific questions, ask them in the comments and I will try to answer them as best I can.

The object of Thurn?and Taxis is to create postal routes over a European map centered on historic Bavaria.

Completing routes allows you to build houses in cities along the route.

Zoom

You are?rewarded points for having at least one house in each city in a province. You also get points for having at least one house in all of the provinces on the map. Each of these goals has a corresponding set of chits that reside on the board. The point values descend as each person achieves the goal. For example, the first person to complete the Baiern province will get?five points. The next person will get four. Some provinces only have three victory chits, thus the fourth player gets nothing for the achievement.

The Baiern chit stack, with the five already taken

Victory progression

?Points are also gained by creating exceptionally long routes from five to seven cities long.

?At the end of the game, each players points are added up, and the number of unplaced houses is subtracted from the total. The highest?total wins.

Green

In the picture above, Green gets:

2 Points for a 5-city route
3 Points for a 6-city route
2 Points for a 7-city route (Note: there are four 7-city chits, and two with higher values had been taken by the Yellow player first)
3 Points for completing Schweiz-Tyrol (the blue toned chit)
4 Points for completing Bohmen-Salzburg (the orange toned chit)
6 Points for?placing a house in every province
1 Point for creating the end game condition (the laureled chit)
10 Points for a?level 7 Carriage
-1 Point for?1 unplaced house
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30 Points Total?

Routes are created by playing city cards from your hand, and placing them in front of you, one per turn (two with assistance from the Postal Carrier, more on this later).

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In the picture above, the player has created a four city route from Basel – Zurich – Kempten – Augsburg. In the hand below are the cities Freiburg, Innsbuck, and Ingolstadt. The player could close the route as is, since routes are only required to have three cities. Or, the route could be expanded to the left with the Freiburg card, or to the right with either the Innsbruck or?the Ingolstadt card. (Click here for a larger version of the picture.) Routes?may not be expanded in the middle between two previously laid cards.?

When a route is closed, the player has a choice. You can add a house to every city, in?one province on the route orone city in each province in the route. In the example above. If the player decide to close the Basel – Zurich – Kempten – Augsburg route, the player could choose to place a city in Basel and Zurich (every city in?one province on the route ) orthe player could place a city in (Bazel or Zurich) and (Kempten or Augsburg). The choice gets more complex as the routes get longer.

Your hand is populated by pulling?one card each turn (Two with assistance from the Postmaster). These can come from the display, or the stack.

The display

Card Stock

For those of you who have played Ticket to Ride, this is similar to the revealed pool of train cards that can be chosen from.

?The display is replenished immediately from the topmost card in the stack as each card is taken. The entire display can be discarded and replaced with the assistance of the Administrator.

Assistance

The Help

During each?turn, the player is?allowed to ask for help from one of four people. The Postal carrier, the Postmaster, the Administrator, and the Cartwright. These allow you to modify your turn depending on your need. If you?trying to?get a route down quickly, say to beat your opponent to the first 7-city reward chit, you may ask the Postal carrier for help, allowing you to place two cities per turn instead of one. If you need to build up a hand full of cities for more route options, you would ask the Postmaster for help. If you can use none of the cards in the display, and desperately need a particular city, you would ask the administrator for help.

Now to turn this all on it’s head and boil the sequence of play down to the major steps:

1) Pull?one city card from the display?or the stack (two with assistance from the Postmaster)
2) Place?one city card?at either end of?your route (two with assistance from the Postal carrier)
3) If possible and desired, close the route, placing houses, gathering bonus chits, and upgrading your carriage?as deserved

That’s it.

22 Sep

Bunker Party 2007-09-21: Zombieless Zombies!

OMG. There’s this game called Zombies!… and the box has, like, 5 million little zombie guys in it, and… like… the game is named ZOMBIES! But, we were like, at this party, where we played it, and there were like…?NO ZOMBIES! We played the whole friggin game, and there were like, 3 zombies all the way through it. WTH???

Zombies

22 Sep

Bunker Party 2007-09-21: The part where Pottse sprays blood all over the place

So I’m chillin playing Ricochet Robots, or Turbo Taxi, or something, and Pottse comes limping in with his feet wrapped in toilet paper. Somehow, he managed to slice one of his feeties open on one of the Cobalt Fluxi. (Could this be revenge for me talking so much trash?about it lately?)

Unfortunately, like all my crappy pictures, it didn’t?come out quite like it did in real life, which was… like, totally gross, thick, and weirdly fluorescent…WTF?

Pottse's Blood... so... flourescent?

Anyway, we took 15 and whipped out the Oxi Clean(which really does work, btw.)

Cleaning up after Pottse sprayed blood all over the place

The attention whore rides again!

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22 Sep

Bunker Party 2007-09-21 Finale – Loopin Louie vid

I have been reading posts on Boardgamegeek about Loopin’ Louie being?teh funnest game evar!!!!11one, and, it suddenly became available on Firebox.com, so I bit. Here’s the last game of the night, right before everyone shuffled off to Buffalo. Enjoy!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eySMQZuXzXY]

22 Sep

Bunker Party 2007-09-21

It’s late, I leave you with a slideshow…

20 Sep

The easiest (and ugliest) Bunker upgrade evar – The iOne Lynx-Q5 7-Button 1600dpi Gaming Mouse

Before and After

Before? After

So, the entire IT department is Wooting Off, and this rrreallllly ugly mouse comes up for 5 Bucks American… and I’m wondering, do I buy it? And all the douchebags are bitching about it not being a Bag of Crap instead of telling me whether it is worth it or not… And I’m still wondering, do I buy it? Because, a Tangathon is going on at the same time and the wife is going to rip me to shreds if she finds out that I’d bought another version of Carcassonne… and… two different versions of Settlers of Catan… and should I buy the damn mice? It’s running out… they’re running out of stock… and I’ve got 7 machines on The Lan that could really use a groovy gaming mouse with variable DPI and all that jazz.

So, I say, screw it, I’m going to spend the 20 bucks and I’m going to do this thing, and hey Pottse, you order three of them too, I’ll pay you back… and now I just need one more sucker to convince to buy 3 more of which I will pay for 2 and prorate the shipping… and I do find the sucker, but he’s having some kind of existential dilemna about how his girlfriend is going to rip him to shreds if he buys a $6.66 mouse… I mean geez man, c’mon… she’s still yr girlfriend not your wife. Just grow some stones and click the damn button and stick your card # in there… Gangrene needs some mouses.

So it sells out, and weinerboy still hasn’t clicked, so I’ve only got six to go around.

Since I could find virtually nothing about these things on teh intarwebs, and it is very likely that Woot… not to mention Yugster will be offering these guys up again and again and again, I thought I would give a little back.

Here’s how they look.

The Lynx-Q5’s best side…

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It’s?rough, and this is as good as it gets. Those buttons too small and require too much force to press them.?They are also too far back?to press them comfortably (but I?have?big hands.)

The mouse has the usual scroll wheel,?which is very responsive,?with very slight?graduated steps. I?will have to put in some?real play time?before I can say whether this is a good thing for gaming. The interesting parts?are the two arrow buttons on the top and bottom of the scroll wheel. These?toggle the mouse?between 800, 1200 and 1600?dpi. For the 1337 gamer, this means better sniping and… whatever. I am not 1337 enough to know, but I can say I have adjustable dpi gaming mice in my Lan so it’s all good.?

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Yes… they are ugly, and that shape looks lame. It certainly isn’t an ergonomic looking thing. However, when they arrived and I pulled the guinea pig out, everyone who laid their hands on it said it felt “really good” and “slidey!” The are pretty slick. I don’t know whether that is because they are new, or have an extra number of little teflon feeties.

Oh noes!!! Don’t hack my serialz!

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Not that it matters, but this is the first optical mouse I’ve experienced that doesn’t have an overly designed… almost vaginal optical sensor hole, if you don’t believe me, check out what’s on my desk:

“Love me” (the sensuous Microsoft Wheel Mouse Optical)

Love me

“I will?swallow you whole and?smother you in honeyed darkness” (the man-eating Logitech MX-510)

Embrace the darkness

“Whaddyou want?” (the very diesel?iOne Lynx-Q5)

Yikes

Ahem… well, back to the… rambling…

Setup was a breeze. I was surprised to find that the variable dpi function required no driver support. Apparently there is a downloadable software suite for this thing, but I ain’t touching it with a 10-foot pole. I’ve never had good experiences with custom mouse software. What little gaming I did was “successful”. It “seemed” better. For $5 at least.

For now, I’m going to reserve judgement until the Bunker chimps show up and start playing DOTA or whatever newfangled whoziwhatsit the kids like these days. I’ve upgraded four machines, and left the other four alone, so we’ll be able to make a good A/B comparison on these bad… ummm… girls, and I’ll let you know how it turns out.

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